Archive for October 2008

What Color is Barack Obama

I spend quite a while yesterday morning online researching Sarah Palin’s racism both overt and implied.  So this evening on the subway when My Kid asked me what color Obama was…

I immediately started going through the Rolodex of my mind searching for facts I could tell her about his white mother from Kansas and his black father from Kenya and how the met in Hawaii and how some people get divorced. Also some foolish people with light skin like Sarah Palin decide not to like people who have dark skin like the Obama family, and say words like “those people” to mean they don’t want to even try to be friends.  Even though they are grownups, they have not yet learned the lesson of “The Sneeches” by Dr. Seuss.

Stalling for time I asked; “What do you mean what color is Obama?”

She wanted to know if he was BLUE or RED!  

I remembered an essay I once read by someone, who, attending a gay wedding and reception at a church in Seattle,  wondered what carefully crafted words about love and relationships would be prepared for the child who was marveling at the weird thing he had seen.  That strange thing the child had never seen before turned out to be a rotary dial telephone.

Sarah Palin is a Mean Girl

Last night, My Kid was watching “The Wizards of Waverly Place” on the Disney Channel (where the characters are drawn with such a broad brush one has to do a double-take just to register that the show is live action and not a cartoon).  The main character and her friend had an encounter with the mean girl who ruled the local high school.  Her mission every day was to say things to individual students to make them cry, just because she could.  It gave her pleasure.  It’s a type and I was reminded of Sarah Palin.

Then, also, this morning, I by myself, also, in fact, was cruisin’ the internet, and also, then I found, on my own studyin’ an article by a reporter who wrote about terrible racist things that Sarah Palin has said:

http://www.laprogressive.com/2008/09/05/alaskans-speak-in-a-frightened-whisper-palin-is-“racist-sexist-vindictive-and-mean”/

Sarah Palin, The Look For Less

I caught a few minutes of “The View” today.  Elisabeth Hasselbeck is one of the hosts.  She used to host “The Look For Less” on the Style Network.  It was a show about  shopping and makeovers for ordinary people on a budget, copying runway style in preparation for a special event.  I watched it a couple of times.  The outfits are adequate, but they are never as good as the original designer clothes.

Sarah Palin looked great last night.

I can do that.

 If I had a national televised debate tonight, I could be ready by show time.

 All I have to do to look as competent and professional as Sarah Palin is to go uptown to Bergdorf Goodman or Saks Fifth Avenue, buy an outfit and then go to an upscale salon and have my hair colored and styled.

I can do that anytime I want–I have a credit card!  (Oh crap, what if Wall Street crashes and we don’t bail out Hank Paulson, no credit, I won’t get my makeover…)

As for the policy questions..

That’s completely irrelevant.

Hank Paulson don’t you dare take all my money so you can say you are solvent and everything is fine!

After college I left Montana to find work.  A year or two later I desperately wanted to return home but couldn’t find a job that covered rent.  While visiting my then boyfriend at his father’s home on Flathead Lake, we went out to a bar.  I was introduced to one of his father’s friends, one of those retiree transplants to a beautiful part of the state, (the county with the highest per capita income and the poorest record of passing school levies). He was the kind of person known in certain circles as “A Golfing Republican”.  He looked me straight in the eye and said “You have no problems here.”  

This was a year or so after the stock market crashed spectacularly just as naive newly minted college grads such as myself were entering the job market.  I remember overhearing one of my ambitious well-educated housemates sobbing on the phone;  ”so tired of watching the clock day after day” at her receptionist job and actually being told to her face that she must “be patient and wait 2 or 3 years” until the baby boomers ahead of her were promoted out of the jobs for which she was qualified.  Without the perspective of age and experience, I heard so much about the importance of being productive (a word that had never once been spoken in my presence as I pursued my liberal arts degree at a university) that I believed I was failing to the point that I would face a firing line and be executed for my crime of not being productive.

If Hank Paulson gets his money from Congress then Wall Street will be fine and the executives can retire to beautiful locations.  BUT THERE WILL BE PROBLEMS THERE.