Oooohhhh, Shiny!

So last night I glued on some long silver mylar zebra print fingernails as a special effect for the New York Downtown Clown Revue in the East Village.

And

This morning I still couldn’t get them off.

So

I cut them short with nail clippers.

But

I’m a little worried about the impression I made on the principal of the prep school I toured this morning in Brownstone Brooklyn.