A New York Election Night

I was a nervous wreck all day. My Kid was home from school so I wasn’t able to hike around the city checking out the energy of the lines outside the polling places. I can go walkabout on my own, but My Kid requires a destination.

Finally, around 6 pm I got her on the Q train heading to Times Square where I’d heard people were gathering. There were people with Obama signs gathering in the center of the square. That was interesting to me. But, we went into Toys R Us. I bought my kid a toy stuffed rabbit and a tube of sugary goo from Candyland in advance payment for patiently waiting with me.

I half hoped that the election would be such a landslide it would be called right at 7:00 pm when the polls closed. That’s what I was hoping for when rushing out of the store. No such luck. Early southern states with 5% of the vote counted were going for McCain and I got scared.

We joined the crowd in the triangle watching the ABC broadcast on the big screens and the backs of Cokie Roberts in blue and Donna Brazile in red and two, non-random white men but I didn’t know who they were. My Kid was the only little kid there smack dab in the middle of Times Square, most other parents had more sense. She kept asking when Daddy would be there. But, Daddy was delayed at his office. Times Square wasn’t so crowded that he couldn’t find us. When he joined us we watched some more. I tried to tell them I could have stood there in Times Square cheering the small victories and waiting for the final result all night and if they wanted to eat dinner they needed to take the initiative. I was willing to leave Times Square after Obama won Ohio. We walked towards Rockefeller Center. We ate at McCormick and Schmicks. My Kid was having desert and we were waiting for the check when we heard screams in the kitchen. The restaurant was almost empty and the manager had just announced that the doors were closed, no more new customers, they could start their closing chores. Then we heard shouts from the kitchen and all the waiters moved towards the bar where a silent TV glowed election information. A waiter asked and the manager gave permission for the sound to come on. “The lady’s crying.” We’d already moved our desert and coffee to the bar and I was crying.

After McCain’s concession speech we left the restaurant and went to Rockefeller Center to watch Obama’s victory speech on the giant TV’s. So many cheering people. So many honking taxis. So much happiness!

My Kid was melting. We had to go home.

When we came up out of the subway station at Lafayette we could hear drumming and cheering. It was a scene in the street between Ralph’s corner grocery and Moe’s bar. So many young adults dancing in the streets. The Husband was carried My Kid home while I took a quick detour to check it out. When I got home I made The Husband go out and check it out.

So much happiness.

There were police but they were just hanging out. There was nothing for them to do, everyone was so happy. All the mob did was dance and cheer.

Every time a car went down the street it would honk and everyone would cheer.

We lay in bed listening to the waves of cheers that continued till 3 am.

Such a happy night!

Wasilla, Alaska Library Banned Book List (Librarian Refused)

This information is taken from the official minutes of the Wasilla Library Board.
When the librarian refused to ban the books, Palin tried to get her fired.

A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess

A Wrinkle in Time by Madeleine L’Engle favorite author
Annie on My Mind by Nancy Garden
As I Lay Dying by William Faulkner
I had to read this in high school, Falkner was praised for doing something we weren’t allowed to do, I think it was run-on sentences or maybe incomplete sentences.  That must be what gets this book on these lists.
Blubber by Judy Blume standard tween fare I’m suprised “Are You There God? It’s Me Margaret” isn’t here.
Brave New World by Aldous Huxley frequently required reading
Bridge to Terabithia by Katherine Paterson  D
idn’t Disney make this into a movie?
Canterbury Tales by Chaucer again had to read it at at school
Carrie by Stephen King
Catch-22 by Joseph Heller  Had to read it at school until it got repetitive and professor let us watch the movie “Dr Strangelove” to get the gist so we could move on to the rest our 
syllabus
Christine by Stephen King
Confessions by Jean-Jacques Rousseau
Cujo by Stephen King
Curses, Hexes, and Spells by Daniel Cohen
Daddy’s Roommate by Michael Willhoite
Day No Pigs Would Die by Robert Peck required reading in many English classes
Death of a Salesman by Arthur Miller AMERICAN CLASSIC
Decameron by Boccaccio
East of Eden by John Steinbeck
Fallen Angels by Walter Myers
Fanny Hill (Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure) by John Cleland
Flowers For Algernon by Daniel Keyes
Forever by Judy Blume  you didn’t need to read the whole book, the page number where they had sex was marked on the copy of the book that was passed around my 8th grade
Grendel by John Champlin Gardner
Halloween ABC by Eve Merriam This is a picture book!
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone by J.K. Rowling
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets by J.K. Rowling  can you imagine telling kids you don’t have these books in your library?!
Harry Potter and the Prizoner of Azkaban by J.K. Rowling
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by J.K. Rowling
Have to Go by Robert Munsch  THIS IS A POTTY TRAINING BOOK!!!!
Heather Has Two Mommies by Leslea Newman
How to Eat Fried Worms by Thomas Rockwell a chapter book for 7 to 10 year olds
Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain always a classic always on the list, required reading
I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings by Maya Angelou
Impressions edited by Jack Booth
In the Night Kitchen by Maurice Sendak
IT’S A PICTURE BOOK!
It’s Okay if You Don’t Love Me by Norma Klein
James and the Giant Peach by Roald Dahl
I LOVE THIS BOOK!
Lady Chatterley’s Lover by D.H. Lawrence
Leaves of Grass by Walt Whitman
Whaaaa???
Little Red Riding Hood by Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm Whaaaa?
Lord of the Flies by William Golding
frequently required reading
Love is One of the Choices by Norma Klein
Lysistrata by Aristophanes
again required reading…
More Scary Stories in the Dark by Alvin Schwartz
My Brother Sam Is Dead by James Lincoln Collier and Christopher Collier
My House by Nikki Giovanni
My Friend Flicka by Mary O’Hara it’s a kid and a horse!
Night Chills by Dean Koontz
Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck
On My Honor by Marion Dane Bauer
One Day in The Life of Ivan Denisovich by Alexander Solzhenitsyn
One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest by Ken Kesey
One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez  “a literary conceit, to wit: that it is vitally important for people to remember their history, otherwise they will suffer for it.” 
Ordinary People by Judith Guest

Our Bodies, Ourselves by Boston Women’s Health Collective maybe if Bristol had read this…
Prince of Tides by Pat Conroy Isn’t this just a beach read?
Revolting Rhymes by Roald Dahl !
Scary Stories 3: More Tales to Chill Your Bones by Alvin Schwartz
Scary Stories in the Dark by Alvin Schwartz
Separate Peace by John Knowles required reading
Silas Marner by George Eliot

Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
Tarzan of the Apes by Edgar Rice Burroughs
The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain required reading
The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain Classic
The Bastard by John Jakes
The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger  Classic, frequently required coming of age reading
The Chocolate War by Robert Cormier
The Color Purple by Alice Walker  Hello!?
The Devil’s Alternative by Frederick Forsyth
The Figure in the Shadows by John Bellairs
The Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck required reading
The Great Gilly Hopkins by Katherine Paterson one of the best children’s novelists working today
The Handmaid’s Tale by Margaret Atwood
The Headless Cupid by Zilpha Snyder
The Learning Tree by Gordon Parks
The Living Bible by William C. Bower Whaaaa?
The Merchant of Venice by William Shakespeare Huh???
The New Teenage Body Book by Kathy McCoy and Charles Wibbelsman Bristol Palin maybe coulda’ used
The Pigman by Paul Zindel required reading when I was in 8th grade
The Seduction of Peter S. by Lawrence Sanders
The Shining by Stephen King
The Witches by Roald Dahl again a favorite children’s author
The Witches of Worm by Zilpha Snyder
Then Again, Maybe I Won’t by Judy Blume favorite upper grade and middle school author
To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee classic required reading
Twelfth Night by William Shakespeare don’t get it
Webster’s Ninth New Collegiate Dictionary by the Merriam-Webster Editorial Staff If I remember correctly this is the only dictionary in which you can look up the word “F#*K” Remember when you didn’t really know exactly what this word meant and how hard it was to find out?
Witches, Pumpkins, and Grinning Ghosts: The Story of the Halloween Symbols by Edna Barth one of a series of books for early grades about holidays

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